a canoe and a kayak fall in love: it is a forbidden rowmance
(via heres-to-the-weird-ones)
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
