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spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents

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liftedandgiftedd:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site

potassiurn:

you want the d?

oh you mean my

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taco-bell-rey:

when someone calls you “hun”

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u-ok:

(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in

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punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

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yonsus:

rihanna seems like the kinda girl you go partying with and then wake up missing a kidney and in a foreign country with no passport

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lobotomyfail:

The anatomy of a Chihuahua.